"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before……" — Charlie Sheen
"It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns."
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163 Quotes by Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen has 163 quotes on this site.
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
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I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.
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Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.
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I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
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Can't is the cancer of happening.
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I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go.
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I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die.…
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If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.
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It ain't a party til something gets broken.
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I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was…
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If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd…
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It’s been a tsunami of media and I’ve been riding it on a mercury surfboard.
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More Clowns Quotes
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As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns.
— Oscar Robertson
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People don't buy from clowns.
— Claude C. Hopkins
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I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me.
— J. Cole
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I don't know why people call me a jazz singer, though I guess people associate me with jazz because I…
— Sarah Vaughan
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Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we…
— Shawn Michaels
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Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other…
— Alan Moore
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it…
— Jack Handey
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Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone…
— Laurie Notaro
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We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus…
— Nicolas Cage
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Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living.
— Douglas Coupland
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I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are…
— Roland Joffe
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