Clowns Quotes

106 quotes by 100 authors

As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You know, it's clowns and kid's… — Anthony Bourdain
I played on an all-black high school team and we didn't want people saying that we were clowns. — Oscar Robertson
People don't buy from clowns. — Claude C. Hopkins
I'ma be here for a while. None of these clowns can hurt me. — J. Cole
I don't know why people call me a jazz singer, though I guess people associate me with jazz because I was raised in it, from… — Sarah Vaughan
Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them… — Shawn Michaels
Yes, there is a conspiracy, in fact there are a great number of conspiracies that are all tripping each other up. And all of those… — Alan Moore
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time… — Jack Handey
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people. — Laurie Notaro
We've become so glorified in the movie-star system that it's become this artificial royalty. The truth is that we're circus clowns. — Nicolas Cage
Clowns drink to blot out the ravages of terrifying children for a living. — Douglas Coupland
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm… — Roland Joffe
You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns when they all did tricks for you. — Bob Dylan
No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions, most of these… — Carl Hiaasen
Writing is for men who can think and feel, not mindless sensation seekers out of nightclubs and bars. But these are bad times. We are… — Naguib Mahfouz
Life is a series of ups and clowns. Make it worth your wild! — Richard Branson
A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon
I'm divorced and I've been to the circus and seen the clowns. This ain't my first rodeo. — Naomi Judd
Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am. — Emma Thompson
Now the freaks are on television, the freaks are in the movies. And it's no longer the sideshow, it's the whole show. The colorful circus… — Jonathan Winters

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