"Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome……" — Laurie Notaro
"Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone knows that clowns eat people."
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14 Quotes by Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site.
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If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find…
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
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I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
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Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
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Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley.…
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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last…
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so…
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You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is…
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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
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I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot,…
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I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just…
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More Clown Quotes
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one of 356 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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I've always been a clown trapped in a leading man's body.
— James Van Der Beek
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As I see it, fast food outfits have targeted small children with their advertising in a very effective way. You…
— Anthony Bourdain
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I've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but…
— Tim Burton
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I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far…
— Charlie Chaplin
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I got through my teen years by being a bit of a clown.
— Diane Cilento
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She was this incredible mom. With each of her kids, she did something called `time,' where she would spend an…
— Jeff Bridges
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On the golf course, a man may be the dogged victim of inexorable fate, be struck down by an appalling…
— Bobby Jones
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The comic spirit masquerades in all things we say and do. We are each a clown and do not need…
— James Hillman
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I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go…
— Marc Maron
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I remember in the circus learning that the clown was the prince, the high prince. I always thought that the…
— Roberto Benigni
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
— Groucho Marx
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All the world loves a clown.
— Cole Porter
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