"Books are to me as homemade tattoos are……" — Laurie Notaro

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't… - Laurie Notaro

"Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them."

— Laurie Notaro

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14 Quotes by Laurie Notaro

Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find…
I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone…
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley.…
I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last…
My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so…
You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is…
I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot,…
I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just…

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More Book Quotes

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
I was never really a comic-book fanatic. — J. J. Abrams
When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you… — Julian Assange
Films and television and even comic books are churning out vast quantities of fictional narratives, and the public continues to… — Paul Auster
I'm not a comic book guy at all. — Darren Aronofsky
I don't believe in personal immortality; the only way I expect to have some version of such a thing is… — Isaac Asimov
I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was,… — Sean Astin
The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except… — David Attenborough
I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
Once you publish a book, it is out of your control. You cannot dictate how people read it. — Margaret Atwood
Writers and books are cheap dates, especially when you compare the cost of a book with a ticket to the… — Margaret Atwood
Our generation in the west was lucky: we had readymade gateways. We had books, paper, teachers, schools and libraries. But… — Margaret Atwood

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