"I have more faith in my bra than…" — Laurie Notaro
"I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant."
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14 Quotes by Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site.
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If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find…
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
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Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone…
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Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them.
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Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley.…
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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last…
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so…
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You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is…
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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
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I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot,…
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I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just…
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More Accountant Quotes
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
— Russell Banks
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
— Milton Berle
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It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate…
— Alain de Botton
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in…
— Harvey Mackay
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The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven,…
— Ernest Newman
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought…
— Robert Morley
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My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so…
— Jim Carrey
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If you want to be a top athlete you have to be a little bit wild, not be an accountant.
— Renato Canova
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I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics,…
— Gerry Harvey
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If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player…
— Jack Welch
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Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was…
— Robert Kiyosaki
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Any analyst at any time can target anyone. Any selector, anywhere I, sitting at my desk, certainly had the authorities…
— Edward Snowden
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