Accountants Quotes

132 quotes by 124 authors

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is… — Russell Banks
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle
It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity - but when you… — Alain de Botton
I never get the accountants in before I start up a business. It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that they are… — Richard Branson
The rich hire lawyers and accountants for a reason - to pass the tax bill on to you. — George W. Bush
All the Congress, all the accountants and tax lawyers, all the judges, and a convention of wizards all cannot tell for sure what the income… — Walter Wriston
And it does no harm to repeat, as often as you can, 'Without me the literary industry would not exist: the publishers, the agents, the… — Doris Lessing
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible… — Harvey Mackay
Over the long haul of life on the planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. — Stewart Udall
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled… — Ernest Newman
I'll never be that trusting again, believing accountants and lawyers have my best interests at heart. — Irene Cara
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and… — Robert Morley
My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice.… — Jim Carrey
I am being embezzled from by this monstrous ring of accountants and estate planners and lawyers, who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill… — Randy Quaid
If you want to be a top athlete you have to be a little bit wild, not be an accountant. — Renato Canova
I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics, I just hated that stuff.… — Gerry Harvey
The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants. — Joe Eszterhas
I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income tax. — Ann Richards
If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player personnel? — Jack Welch
Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was an option. Rather than run,… — Robert Kiyosaki

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