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No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock. — Heston Blumenthal
My company is now in it's third year of trading with CBS accountants. I have found them 100% professional and their expertise in complex tax… — Christopher Wray
Who's going to manage (health savings accounts)?. It's not going to be your local accountant, it's going to be Fidelity. — Bill Vaughan
Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it. I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status. — Northrop Frye
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be… — Daniel Goleman
If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can… — Mario Cuomo
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. — Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not a detail guy. I depend on accountants and administrators to do my detail stuff for me, but I do know the overall picture… — John Paul DeJoria
Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not… — John Doolittle
My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer. — Umberto Eco
I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I… — Omar Epps
You earn very little money on independent films and I'm the provider for my home, so I do have to think of taking one for… — Vera Farmiga
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant. — Janet Jackson
The job market of the future will consist of those jobs that robots cannot perform. Our blue-collar work is pattern recognition, making sense of what… — Michio Kaku
My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it anyway, but if… — Shia LaBeouf
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. — Charles Lyell
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? — Jackie Mason
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate… — Kevin Nealon
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have… — Bob Newhart
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. — Bob Newhart
I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants. — Elvis Presley
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. — Ray Romano
I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker… — Arundhati Roy
You know that big government doesn't hurt big corporations. They've got the best lawyers and accountants in the world. You know who gets destroyed by… — Marco Rubio
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants. — Charles Schumer

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