"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as……" — Ellen DeGeneres
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
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247 Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But…
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It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which…
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I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters,…
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Portia and I have been married for 4 years and they have been the happiest of my life. And in…
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You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop…
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your…
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It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you…
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I'm glad I'm funny. I'm glad I make people happy, because that's very important. But I'm proud to be known…
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I'm going to be kind, because then it all just kind of spreads, and the world is a little nicer…
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Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
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You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me…
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Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
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More Accountant Quotes
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one of 91 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
— Russell Banks
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
— Milton Berle
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It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate…
— Alain de Botton
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in…
— Harvey Mackay
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The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven,…
— Ernest Newman
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought…
— Robert Morley
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My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so…
— Jim Carrey
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If you want to be a top athlete you have to be a little bit wild, not be an accountant.
— Renato Canova
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I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics,…
— Gerry Harvey
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If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player…
— Jack Welch
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Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was…
— Robert Kiyosaki
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Any analyst at any time can target anyone. Any selector, anywhere I, sitting at my desk, certainly had the authorities…
— Edward Snowden
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