Accountant Quotes

91 quotes by 87 authors

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is… — Russell Banks
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring. — Milton Berle
It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate humanity - but when you… — Alain de Botton
Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in your life, with the possible… — Harvey Mackay
The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven, Wagner, Bach and Mozart settled… — Ernest Newman
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and… — Robert Morley
My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice.… — Jim Carrey
If you want to be a top athlete you have to be a little bit wild, not be an accountant. — Renato Canova
I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics, I just hated that stuff.… — Gerry Harvey
If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player personnel? — Jack Welch
Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was an option. Rather than run,… — Robert Kiyosaki
Any analyst at any time can target anyone. Any selector, anywhere I, sitting at my desk, certainly had the authorities to wiretap anyone, from you… — Edward Snowden
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks
As for poetry 'belonging' in the classroom, it's like the way they taught us sex in those old hygiene classes: not performance but semiotics. If… — Jerome Rothenberg
If you love math, have a knack for numbers, study hard and become a successful accountant; who cares if you can't draw a straight line… — Nick Carter
While I have served in public office for 30 years, my professional training is as a pharmacist, not a lawyer or an accountant. — George Ryan
Industrialism implies technology and the cutting of time into precise fragments suited to the needs of the engineer and the accountant. — Harold Innis
I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant. — Laurie Notaro
Work should be personal. For all of us. Not just for the artist and entrepreneur. Work should have meaning for the accountant, the construction worker,… — Howard Schultz
It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances. — Vicki Robin

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