Best Accountant Quotes

91 Accountant quotes by 86 unique authors

I don't know how much money I've got. I did ask the accountant how much it came to. I wrote it down on a bit… — John Lennon
It would've been hard to do something else, to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant. — Samuel West
I just wanted to be a businessman, and to me, the best way to understand business was to be an accountant. — Aubrey McClendon
It's easier to teach a poet how to read a balance sheet than it is to teach an accountant how to write. — Henry R. Luce
In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were… — Ken Curtis
I didn't do anything differently than what my father was doing. It's a really hard family to rebel in. I could have become an accountant.… — Justin Townes Earle
The whole point of diaries is that other people find them and read what you've put. I did once take to writing my inner thoughts… — Helen Fielding
I'm pretty much a 9-to-5 kind of guy. I usually get to work about 8 in the morning, and I work until 4 or 5,… — Douglas Preston
Obviously if you are an accountant, a criminal lawyer, a president, or a senator, or if you work in a funeral parlor, you have to… — Jean Pigozzi
No, I'm not rich. I had a tax problem in this country, curiously enough, and my accountant said the British government was patently wrong in… — Donald Sutherland
My parents wanted me to work in a bank or as an accountant. — Bruno Tonioli
I'm very aware of my spending, but I'm not very aware of my income. There are certain times when I speak to my accountant, or… — Gemma Ward
I mean I get loads of money, all from different sources. You give it to your accountant. They manage it. But you pay corporation tax.… — Ken Livingstone
I think too much of the music industry is for the lawyer and accountant mentality. — Chuck D
My dad is a bank president and my mom was an accountant and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance writer was… — Kevin J. Anderson
If one looks closely one sees that there is no essential difference between a beggar's livelihood and that of numberless respectable people. Beggars do not… — George Orwell
Many of the Kiwis appearing in powerful business circles around the world come from accounting backgrounds. Yet often people have preset ideas of how an… — Philip Roth
I don't mean to sugarcoat the figure on restatements, but I think it is positive - it shows a healthy system. The general impression of… — Steve Odland
No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock. — Heston Blumenthal
Who's going to manage (health savings accounts)?. It's not going to be your local accountant, it's going to be Fidelity. — Bill Vaughan
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be… — Daniel Goleman
If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can… — Mario Cuomo
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. — Ellen DeGeneres
Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not… — John Doolittle
My father was an accountant and his father was a typographer. — Umberto Eco

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