Best Accountant Sayings

91 Accountant quotes by 86 unique authors

I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I… — Omar Epps
You earn very little money on independent films and I'm the provider for my home, so I do have to think of taking one for… — Vera Farmiga
If I wasn't singing, I'd probably be, probably an accountant. — Janet Jackson
My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now. I don't fight that much now. I don't look for it anyway, but if… — Shia LaBeouf
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession. — Charles Lyell
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one? — Jackie Mason
A whole generation of people that didn't know me from 'SNL' recognize me from 'Weeds' now. People recognize me once in a while and appreciate… — Kevin Nealon
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have… — Bob Newhart
I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant. — Bob Newhart
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. — Ray Romano
I do what I do, and write what I write, without calculating what is worth what and so on. Fortunately, I am not a banker… — Arundhati Roy
Most years, if you were to ask me how much I make, the genuine answer is that I have no clue. I usually find out… — Simon Sinek
My parents were very open about what kind of talent I had. They never pushed me to become an accountant because they knew that would… — Grace Slick
People don't really know themselves until they're 30. Like most people nowadays, I went to university, got a degree and wandered for a bit. I… — Wilbur Smith
Put you energy into music. If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist. And then if you become a dentist or… — Peter Tork
One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug. She said you guys are done. I said, how bad… — Zakk Wylde
There are 10,000 books in my library, and it will keep growing until I die. This has exasperated my daughters, amused my friends and baffled… — Pete Hamill
Can you imagine anything more tragic?' Rose asked. 'To be born a princess --native and to the manor born-- and then to forget who you… — Regina Doman
No matter what your profession – doctor, lawyer, architect, accountant – if you are an American, you better be good at the touchy-feely service stuff,… — Thomas Friedman
I'd rather lie bare-assed naked on the sidewalk and be trampled by tourists from South Dakota than be an accountant. — Nora Roberts
I loved getting my M. B. A., and I really enjoyed being an accountant and financial analyst before I quit my day job twenty-five years… — Patricia C. Wrede
Being a lifetime wife and mother has afforded me the luxury of having multiple careers: I've been a teacher. A chauffeur. A chef. An interior… — Terry McMillan
Someone remind me why I didn’t want to be an accountant when I grew up,” Brock drawled. Niko chuckled. “Because accountants don’t get to make… — Tina St. John
I think Mum's got a second cousin who's an accountant, but we never talk about him. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man. — Glenda Jackson

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