"If my father had hugged me even once,……" — Ray Romano
"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."
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55 Quotes by Ray Romano
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
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I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the…
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Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity..
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For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can…
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I'd rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any…
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When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or…
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If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating,…
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Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential…
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That's when you know you're a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her…
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People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not…
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More Accountant Quotes
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one of 91 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
— Russell Banks
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
— Milton Berle
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It's very hard to respect people on holiday - everybody looks so silly at the beach, it makes you hate…
— Alain de Botton
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Day in and day out, your tax accountant can make or lose you more money than any single person in…
— Harvey Mackay
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The great composer does not set to work because he is inspired, but becomes inspired because he is working. Beethoven,…
— Ernest Newman
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When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought…
— Robert Morley
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My father could have been a great comedian, but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so…
— Jim Carrey
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If you want to be a top athlete you have to be a little bit wild, not be an accountant.
— Unknown Author
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I went to university for a couple of years and I didn't enjoy university. The studying and the accountancy, economics,…
— Gerry Harvey
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If you managed a baseball team, would you listen more closely to the team accountant or the director of player…
— Jack Welch
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Money is not worth dying for. I know, because years ago, while nearly a million dollars in debt, suicide was…
— Robert Kiyosaki
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Any analyst at any time can target anyone. Any selector, anywhere I, sitting at my desk, certainly had the authorities…
— Edward Snowden
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