"Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do……" — Laurie Notaro
"Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them."
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14 Quotes by Laurie Notaro
Laurie Notaro has 14 quotes on this site.
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If you really believe in what you're doing, work hard, take nothing personally, and if something blocks your route, find…
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
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I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
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Everyone knows there's only one thing less welcome on a stage than a mime, and that's a clown, because everyone…
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Justin Halpern tosses lightning bolts of laughter out of his pocket like he is shooting dice in a back alley.…
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I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last…
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so…
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You're fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is…
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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
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I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot,…
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I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just…
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I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing.
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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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Bad men are full of repentance.
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There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex,…
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking…
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If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?'…
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any…
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The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end.…
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