"I majored in journalism at Arizona State University,……" — Laurie Notaro
"I majored in journalism at Arizona State University, where I began writing the columns I write now, but I cannot, in good conscience, refer to myself as a writer. I'm a columnist, maybe a journalist, I guess I'm an author, but writer... no. That's not up to me to call myself, that's rather lofty. It's for the reader to decide."
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14 Quotes by Laurie Notaro
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I want a man as nice as my retarded dog, but one that doesn't crap on the floor.
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Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them.
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I have more faith in my bra than I have in my accountant.
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My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so…
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I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.
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