My Underwear Quotes

37 My Underwear quotes by 35 unique authors

Sometimes I sing and dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will. — Joan Cusack
I never changed anything, except my socks and my underwear. And I never did anything to glorify myself or improve my lot. I took what… — Robert Mitchum
I'm an elderly gentleman. I haven't been in a fight involving bodily contact in 60 years. Look, I fall trying to put on my underwear… — Pete Stark
All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about… — Mark Wahlberg
I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me… — Lena Dunham
Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout. #artforfreedom — Madonna Ciccone
I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell,… — Michael Bergin
I love a man who can wear my underwear. — Yasmine Bleeth
Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. — Rodney Dangerfield
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have… — Charlie Sheen
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with… — Chuck Palahniuk
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. — Maureen Johnson
I walked over to Drake and stomped on his foot. Hard. "What will I give you to help me? What will I give you?" He… — Katie MacAlister
...I have to tell you that I'm not all that comfortable with the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping next to somebody… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear. — Jeff Kinney
Her entire body quivered. "What is it about me that you're attracted to?" "For starters, the sexy underwear you put on beneath your clothes." "You've… — Jill Shalvis
I lay there in my black slip dress and wondered if I ought to have worn pants. I mean, who knew what I was going… — Meg Cabot
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems. — Faith Hunter
I play Xbox in my underwear. — Mark Salling
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet. — Jonathan Evison
My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear and a full-length picture of me all done up, and… — Jamie Lee Curtis
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear. — Garry Trudeau
Darius has on jeans with a button up flannel shirt, that is not buttoned up! Dallas is in boxers! Cute black and purple plaid boxers.… — Unknown Author
In other news: I have my underwear on backwards. — Green Monk

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