"Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!" — Ralphie May

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• After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your… — Barbara Cartland
• Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. — Woody Allen
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