"I live in a very dangerous part of……" — Ralphie May
"I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles."
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26 Quotes by Ralphie May
Ralphie May has 26 quotes on this site.
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys…
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My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can…
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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise…
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Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
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As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
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I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give…
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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester.…
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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really…
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I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with…
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Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've…
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I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
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If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
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More Angeles Quotes
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one of 590 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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My father is an actor, so he brought me into his agency when I was young. It wasn't something I…
— Jensen Ackles
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I mean I've never been thrown in jail in New York or Los Angeles.
— Sebastian Bach
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Los Angeles was an impression of failure, of disappointment, of despair, and of oddly makeshift lives. This is California? I…
— Joseph Barbera
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In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected, as if America had been tilted and everything…
— Saul Bellow
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There's sort of an open offer to work with a guy in Los Angeles who does big band and orchestra…
— Jello Biafra
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I resent the fact that people in places like Boston, New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, and San Francisco believe that…
— Wilford Brimley
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Los Angeles is an industry town, and it has great facilities and personnel. The disadvantage is that everyone there seems…
— Carter Burwell
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I think the paparazzi might have chased me out of Los Angeles.
— Nicolas Cage
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From cheesecake on a stick to meat skewers to deep-fried bananas on a stick - there are no plates anymore.…
— Steve Carell
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If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go…
— Adam Carolla
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Everything moves a little quicker in Los Angeles.
— Kyle Chandler
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When I went to Los Angeles right after high school, I got some acting jobs, and I never, ever wanted…
— Kelly Clarkson
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