"I was sweating like R. Kelly at the…" — Ralphie May
"I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards."
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26 Quotes by Ralphie May
Ralphie May has 26 quotes on this site.
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys…
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I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles.. it's called Los Angeles.
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My father passed on one important piece of relationship advice before he died. He said son, in a relationship you can…
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If you want to be called a dwarf you must be in immediate possession of a battle axe cause otherwise…
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Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
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As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
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I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give…
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I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester.…
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My wife is also a standup comic, so it's something for me that's awesome. She's a beautiful girl. I really…
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I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with…
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Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've…
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If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
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More Awards Quotes
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one of 591 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Here's the thing - I mean, I don't act for statues. I really don't. The great thing about winning an…
— Kevin Bacon
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I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt…
— Erykah Badu
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I'm not an awards-driven person in anything. Anytime you do get caught up in that, you usually end up getting…
— Alec Baldwin
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Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics.
— Ernie Banks
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I'm not a great believer in awards-of course the fact that I've never won one has nothing to do with…
— Iain Banks
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An award doesn't necessarily make you a better actor.
— Javier Bardem
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The award is important in order to bring people to the movie theater. That's the only principle meaning of any…
— Javier Bardem
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Now, there are so many movies, so many festivals, and so many awards going on, each judged with each other,…
— Javier Bardem
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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
— Jack Benny
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I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.
— Halle Berry
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The great thing with film is that it doesn't have an ego. It's just a film. Everybody that makes them…
— Danny Boyle
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The hoopla with all the award season is kind of mind-boggling. It kind of puts you on your heels.
— Jeff Bridges
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