"I hate comics that try to change the……" — Ralphie May
"I hate comics that try to change the world. That's not my job. That's for the king. I'm the jester. I'm there to make you laugh."
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Ralphie May
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26 Quotes by Ralphie May
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Roses are red, violets are blue, so are my balls thanks to you.
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As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy.
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I have a lot of pride in the fact that I don't do a lot of fat material. I give…
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I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with…
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I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
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If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
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