Best Underwear Wisdom

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

Bes had indeed put on his ugly outfit. He climbed onto the roof of the limbo and stood there, legs planted, arms akimbo, like superman-exept… — Rick Riordan
Jordan followed, buttoning his jeans and muttering about how there was nothing strange about having a pattern of dancing penguins on your underwear. — Cassandra Clare
I remember an era when you could get your nose sliced off for sticking it too far into another man's business. Now you can find… — Joe Hill
What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld? — Jana Oliver
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems. — Faith Hunter
[Jenks]"I think you're all screwy in the head," he said when Bis nodded his encouragement. "But go ahead. I've got Quen's number in my phone.… — Kim Harrison
S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait,… — Bill Watterson
You're tough when you need to be, and you can charm the pants off men who have three times your experience. Well, yes. Although I… — Julie James
Existence was not only absurd, it was plain hard work. Think of how many times you put on your underwear in a lifetime. It was… — Charles Bukowski
When it comes to dressing well, American culture is so self-fulfilled that it has not only disregarded this courtesy of self-presentation, but has turned that… — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day. — Ray Bradbury
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things. — John Green
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear. — Heather McDonald
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off. — Nicky Gumbel
A newspaper reported that I spent $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn't spend that much unless… — Jackie Kennedy
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically gift wrapped it. — Joan Rivers
Humility is like underwear; essential, but indecent if it shows. — Unknown Author
My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates. — Ian Ziering
I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a… — Emun Elliott
Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. — Les Claypool
I play Xbox in my underwear. — Mark Salling
When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new… — Dana Priest
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet. — Jonathan Evison
In the glory days of Orioles, when I was a newbie baseball writer for the Post, the roster of talkers was as good as the… — Jane Leavy
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement… — Patch Adams

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