"Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars……" — Les Claypool

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• No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a… — Adam Carolla
• The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost… — Jimmy Carr
• Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish? — Paul Lynde
• Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger
• There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you… — Tina Fey
• Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very… — John Belushi
• My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know… — Pauly Shore
• Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. — Jim Gaffigan

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