Best Underwear Proverbs

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at least make a trap to catch animals to survive. According… — Ted Danson
The buyer is entitled to a bargain. The seller is entitled to a profit. So there is a fine margin in between where the price… — Conrad Hilton
Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics. — Tadashi Yanai
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. — Phil Gramm
Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he… — Michael Bergin
Sexual underwear is tacky. — Izabella Scorupco
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the… — Rod Steiger
My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear and a full-length picture of me all done up, and… — Jamie Lee Curtis
I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet. — John Wilson
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear. — Garry Trudeau
Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear. — Maxine Hong Kingston
Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always… — Joseph P. Kennedy
That awkward moment when you try to put on your underwear, and your foot gets caught, and you almost fall over. — Orebela Gbenga
Your life is like your underwear, if you choose not to change it! Not only will you smell bad, everybody will choose not to be… — Cv Pillay
Darius has on jeans with a button up flannel shirt, that is not buttoned up! Dallas is in boxers! Cute black and purple plaid boxers.… — Jade
My heroes don't wear their underwear on top of their pants, nor do they wear a cape; Mine wear combat boots and dog tags. Like… — Sarah Moores
Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey Simmer down, simmer down They say we're too young now to amount to… — 5 Seconds Of Summer
I got no underwear on XD — Patience
I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.' — Patience
You look so perfect standing there in my American apparel underwear — 5SOS
Money,Attitude,Ego are like underwear you should have it but you should not show it unless you are superman. — Ani
A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar: G aaj nahi pehni. — Sadie
~simmer down simmer down they say we're too young now to amount to anything else we work too damn hard for this just to give… — 5 Seconds Of Summer
Simmer down, simmer down They say we're too young now to amount to anything else But look around We work too damn hard for this… — 5 Seconds Of Summer
I had no underwear on! Cx — Patience

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