Best Underwear Words

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits... they're like souvenirs. — Miranda Kerr
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. — Emo Philips
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves
I love wearing men's clothing and underwear. — Zoe Saldana
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop. — Curt Schilling
I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have… — Charlie Sheen
When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body.… — Richard Simmons
I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. — Martha Stewart
I'm definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. — Ashley Tisdale
I'm a private person, and I don't want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It's creepy! — Carrie Underwood
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a… — Prince William
Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty. — Romola Garai
We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with… — Chuck Palahniuk
I've made a profound transformation. I've fashioned some cyber-underwear. I'm not scared of anything! Actually, I am scared of a few things. Cyber world is… — Tom Waits
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears… — Cecily von Ziegesar
They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting. — David Sedaris
I’m still having trouble convincing Pax that underwear and pants go together – underwear is not pants! — Angelina Jolie
Sometimes I didn't even feel like getting out of bed. I took to wearing my days-of-the-week panties out of order. It could be Monday and… — Sue Monk Kidd
Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if… — Rick Riordan
No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear… — Bohumil Hrabal
...there's no such thing as an underwear elf. Even when it goes missing, it's somewhere in the room. So make sure you find it." --… — Suzanne Brockmann
What is going to happen in the course of my day that will be an improvement over lying on something very soft, underneath something very… — Chuck Klosterman
I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?! — Rick Riordan
What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear? — Rick Riordan
Wear audacious underwear under the most solemn business attire. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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