Famous Underwear Sayings

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

Bathing suits are an excuse to walk around in your underwear. — Taissa Farmiga
Going back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting the same underwear on — Stephanie Perez
Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They weren't… — Sheryne Brooks
AwkwarD Moment-- :D you aRe iN Boys BoarDinG scHooL.. In eAcH morNinG You JusT WasTe 10 minuTe iN ThinKing??!!!...which one is my unDerWear :D — Shubham Noottee Pandey
**AwkWarD moMenT** YoU are in swimMinG cHanginG rooM.!! AnD you JusT LooK ArounD mostly boYs are in jockey and levis red stripE underwear.. when u… — Shubham Noottee Pandey
Just 'Hear' This!!!! There was a Deer, Whose ear sensed a Bear, Deer froze with fear, Bear came near. Negotiated Deer, Dear Bear, I have… — Mohit Sharma
.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house. .. they run around in their underwear just like we do . — Ritu Ghatourey
Good girls don 't lie, Bad girls don't cry , Dumb girls need air , Naughty girls need underwear, Sweet girls aren' t mean ,… — Ritu Ghatourey
Jockstrap underwear for hitting the gym or going on the town. Shop UnderGear for versatile men's jocks with dynamic support and striking ! — James
The American, if he has a spark of national feeling, will be humiliated by the very prospect of a foreigner's visit to Congressthese, for the… — Mary McCarthy
My HERO doesn't wear His underwear on top of His pants, nor wear a cape of a mask. HE wears a CROWN of THORNS and… — YANIE-MyPrecious
I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age. — Nikhil Saluja
If I die, whos going to take care of my shadow? Or will it return to the night, from whence it came? While I sleep… — Tamika-leeigh
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja
Kicked out of space for not wearing underwear. — Nishan Panwar
Bitches be like changing boyfriends like changing panties but expect guys to keep them as his only underwear — KM II
Relationship is like a underwear, not so tight, not so loose and only wear one at a time — KM II
I'm totally gonna be that cool dad that picks up his kid from school in underwear and on a scooter. — Nikhil Saluja
INTELLIGENCE is like underwear...It is important that you have it but not necessary that you show it off. — Nate

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