Best Underwear Sayings

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

All that running around in my underwear put money in my pockets. I can focus on working in interesting movies without having to worry about… — Mark Wahlberg
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear. — Randy Newman
Bodybuilding is men on a stage in their underwear wearing brown paint showing other men their muscles. It is training for appearance only, and at… — Mark Rippetoe
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers. — Chris Pirillo
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date. — Jacob M. Appel
Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught… — Joel Madden
Why? You want to know why? Step into a tanning booth and fry yourself for two or three days. After your skin bubbles and peels… — Laurie Halse Anderson
I'm superstitious ... but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. — Kate Hudson
Al-Awlaki was born here, he is an American citizen. He was never tried or charged for any crimes. No one knows if he killed anybody.… — Ron Paul
I'm not the sort of person who poses in their underwear. I hate the red carpet. I prefer the green grass. After the games the… — Manuel Neuer
I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear. — Trey Songz
In the intermission, between group one and group two, you go to your dressing-room and change every stitch you have on you: underwear, shirt, tie,… — George Antheil
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam… — Al Goldstein
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day. — Veronica Webb
You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to church, her head… — Steven Pinker
I'm not wearing any underwear!!! — Maddie Ziegler
In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in… — Lisa Snowdon
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction… — Marc Andreessen
I shared a bed with my sister, Grace, until I was seventeen years old. She was afraid to sleep alone and would begin asking me… — Lena Dunham
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it! — Alex Riley
Why is it that there's more indignation over a photo of a prisoner with underwear on his head than over the video of a young… — Zell Miller
Today I decided to sing in my underwear! No one seemed to mind! #loveyoufromtheinsideout. #artforfreedom — Madonna Ciccone
Spring is beautiful, and smells sweet. Spring is when you shake the curtains, and pound on the rugs, and take off your long underwear, and… — Virginia Cary Hudson
I love Superman. I'm a big fan of anyone who can make his living in his underwear. — David Mamet
Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear. — Allan Sherman

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