Best Underwear Quotations

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

That so-called feminine ardor for clothes shopping had been flagging for some time. Between 1980 and 1986, at the same time that women were buying… — Susan Faludi
My mother was always in those films where it's the end of the world and a meteor's about to hit London; there's only six people… — Paula Yates
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. — Werner Herzog
I'm always very careful to make the distinction between music criticism and music journalism. A lot of people don't. But criticism doesn't require reporting. You… — Michael Azerrad
I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell,… — Michael Bergin
I love a man who can wear my underwear. — Yasmine Bleeth
I'm an addict for underwear. — Jennifer Ellison
I do have a lucky pair of underwear. — Brendan Fehr
You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes. — Al Yankovic
Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears
I'm getting old, don't wear underwear, and I don't go to church. — Jimmy Buffett
What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear. — Jimmy Buffett
He says he's a beautician and sells you nutrition, and keeps all your dead hair for making underwear. — David Bowie
I swear, I wanna be your underwear. — Bryan Adams
I don't sound disloyal, but I've never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel figurines at home… — Stan Lee
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month. — Chic Murray
Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when… — David Letterman
I like that Sarah Palin. She looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi ... She looks like the… — David Letterman
Normally you're 21 years old and you look like Tom Cruise and you do a couple underwear commercials first and then you're a movie star.… — Billy Bob Thornton
That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in… — Dawn French
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear. — John Kenneth Galbraith
I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it's women who throw their underwear at me… — Ellie Goulding
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me… — Puff Daddy
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. — Rodney Dangerfield
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. — Jean Harlow

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