Best Underwear Lines

294 Underwear quotes by 245 unique authors

Give parents the tiniest of confidences and they'll use them as crowbars to jimmy you open and rearrange your life with no perspective. Sometimes I'd… — Douglas Coupland
Come on," I said, taking his hand. Clutching the afghan with the other hand, he trailed down the hall after me, a snow white giant… — Charlaine Harris
anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake.… — Meg Cabot
I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. — Maureen Johnson
I seriously doubt that the Santa police do an underwear check." -Cora — Sarah Dessen
I walked over to Drake and stomped on his foot. Hard. "What will I give you to help me? What will I give you?" He… — Katie MacAlister
What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory) Dirty underwear. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …" "And… — Darren Shan
She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan. — Anne Stuart
Her underwear, her jeans, the comforter, my corduroys and my boxers between us, I thought. Five layers, and yet I felt it, the nervous warmth… — John Green
Finnick?" I say, "Maybe some pants?" He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off… — Suzanne Collins
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins
Uh... ," Ivy stammered, and I glanced up to see her eyes wide in consideration. "I'm kidding," I said. "It passed the lethal-amulet test, remember?"… — Kim Harrison
You do not go out into the street in your underwear, although usually you are wearing underwear. The underwear is not visible but it is… — Edward de Bono
Messin with me, is like wearing cheese underwear down rat alley. Ollie Chandler in Deception — Randy Alcorn
Like the morning you walked out of that old house, when you were eighteen and I was, well, I had just turned nineteen, hadn't I?… — Michael Cunningham
There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose… — Adam Rex
So this was it. You take a wrong step and you end up wearing yesterday's underwear, sitting on the carpet trying to teach yourself how… — Kate Jacobs
I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics." "Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear."… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
For the record, I think it should be illegal for a boy to have to fold his mother's underwear. — Jeff Kinney
No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he… — Janet Evanovich
She couldn't take her eyes off the boxers. Mostly, she had a view of the back, but he turned halfway when he looked over. She… — Maureen Johnson
I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute! — Gerard Way
She asked me what type of contraceptive I use. Underwear. Keeping it on prevents pregnancy. — Melina Marchetta

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