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- A musical is the same as a burlap sack, I would not want to be in either
- Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
- Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
- The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door.
- To some I am known as Chief. And these are usually people who work in Radio Shack or try to sell me shoes. To others…
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