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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news…
— Dave Barry
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Every morning our newspapers could read, 'More than 20,000 people perished yesterday of extreme poverty.' How? The poor die in hospital wards…
— Jeffrey Sachs
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Among the reasons people keep sad stories to themselves is that they do not want anyone to feel sorry for them.
— Judith Moore
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What’s my greatest weakness? Sad stories, people with problems
— Muhammad Ali
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Even sad stories are company. And perhaps that's why you might read such a chronicle, to look into a companionable darkness that…
— Mark Doty
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Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs; Make dust our paper, and with rainy eyes Write sorrow on the bosom of…
— William Shakespeare
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If all stories are fiction, fiction can be true -- not in detail or fact, but in some transformed version of feeling.…
— Jayne Anne Phillips
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A lot of sad stories in a row - that wears on you.
— Elizabeth Edwards
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For God's sake, let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings...
— William Shakespeare
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You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice.
— John Green
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Thats beautiful! Sad and beautiful," murmured Meggie. Why were sad stories often so beautiful? It was different in real life.
— Cornelia Funke
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Sad stories make good books
— Khaled Hosseini
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