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Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays. So there is a plural, which in the English language, necessitates the use…
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I'm doing everything I can to sabotage my career. It's a little thing called "fear of success".
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The unfortunate, yet truly exciting thing about your life, is that there is no core curriculum. The entire place is an elective.
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Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips…
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Bad jokes and gay marriage are destroying this country. But torture can save it.
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Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from…
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s…
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I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
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The last thing we'll hear is some scientist saying 'It works!'
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Is listening to Pink Floyd in the dark a medical condition?
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I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre,…
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A guy comes down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back three days later. You believe in him and go…
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The end of the occupation. The right of return of the Palestinian people. These are critical dividing lines in human rights. We…
— Van Jones
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In those countries where income taxes are lower than in the United States, the ability to defer the payment of U.S. tax…
— John F. Kennedy
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Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t…
— George R. R. Martin
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It is irresponsible for this Congress to not investigate the President's lack of an exit strategy, and the fraud, waste, and abuse…
— Russ Carnahan
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I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity,…
— Dave Barry
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Nobody cares that Mitt Romney is rich. It's Romney's inability to understand the institutional advantage that he gains from the government’s tax…
— Jon Stewart
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The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in…
— P.J. O'Rourke
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In my view, until the U.S. tax policy is revised, not just tax extenders but the reform of tax policy, it makes…
— Louis R. Chenevert
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Virginia 's tax system needs to be fixed. The time to act is now. Do not send me any more studies. Do…
— Mark Warner
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