"The U.S. tax code was written by A……" — P.J. O'Rourke
"The U.S. tax code was written by A students. Every April 15, we have to pay somebody who got an A in accounting to keep ourselves from being sent to jail."
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578 Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 578 quotes on this site.
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak -…
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More Accounting Quotes
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In the old days, you would have one lawyer to handle everything: speeding tickets, buying a house, contracts, litigation, real…
— James Belushi
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My philosophy is not a bean-counting, accounting 'look at this.' It is a philosophy that smaller government is better government,…
— John Bolton
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If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends.
— Mary Browne
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Even before he came to power in 1997, Gordon Brown promised to change the accounts to parliament from simple litanies…
— James Buchan
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All that Lenin learned about business from the tales of his comrades who occasionally sat in business offices was that…
— Ludwig von Mises
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By their victory, the 3rd, 4th and 5th Marine Divisions and other units of the Fifth Amphibious Corps have made…
— Chester W. Nimitz
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Some of the scientists, I believe, haven't they been changing their opinion a little bit on global warming? There's a…
— George W. Bush
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The religious hypothesis, therefore, must be considered only as a particular method of accounting for the visible phenomena of the…
— David Hume
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Today the strategies of many companies in the real estate industry are premised on low interest rates, an assumption that…
— Akira Mori
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You have to know accounting. It's the language of practical business life. It was a very useful thing to deliver…
— Charlie Munger
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Mathematics is less related to accounting than it is to philosophy.
— Leonard Adleman
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I don't know about technology and I don't know about finance and accounting.
— Bernard Ebbers
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