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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire…
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MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car -…
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy brows." Then…
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On two occasions I have been asked, 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers…
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It is the function of a liberal university not to give right answers, but to ask right questions.
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Ask the right questions if you're going to find the right answers.
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Knowing the right questions is better than having all the right answers.
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It is not that we don't know the right answers, it is just that we don't ask the right questions.
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One of the big misapprehensions about mathematics that we perpetrate in our classrooms is that the teacher always seems to know the…
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By the time the average person finishes college, he or she will have taken over 2,600 tests, quizzes, and exams. The right…
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next…
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You can't get right answers if you're asking the wrong questions.
— Mark Victor Hansen
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That's all managing is: just coming up with the right questions and getting the right answers.
— Jack Welch
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Ultimately, we are seeking a better understanding of what is means to be human. In this quest, progress is not made by…
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