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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
— Jerry Lawler
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Who remembers when we used to rest on Sunday instead of Monday?
— Kin Hubbard
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When I'm right, no one remembers.When I am wrong, no one forgets.
— Larry Goetz
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He remembers when he was very small his mother once said she wished happiness and adventure for him. If this does not…
— Erin Morgenstern
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A spirit of harmony can only survive if each of us remembers, when bitterness and self-interest seem to prevail, that we share…
— Barbara Jordan
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When you are right: No one remembers. When you are wrong: No one forgets.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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When I do good no one remembers when I do bad no one forgets.
— Enhance Dreams
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When anyone does something good, no one remembers, when someone does something bad, no one forgets.
— Nishan Panwar
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When your right, no one remembers. When your wrong no one forgets.
— Yasjaradat
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