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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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All the Dachaus must remain standing.
— Rod Serling
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European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing…
— Dave Barry
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Humanity should question itself, once more, about the absurd and always unfair phenomenon of war, on whose stage of death and pain…
— Pope John Paul II
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I am not I. I am this one walking beside me whom I do not see, whom at times I manage to…
— Juan Ramon Jimenez
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Where is it I've read that someone condemned to death says or thinks, an hour before his death, that if he had…
— Fyodor Dostoevsky
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He was half again my size, but when we embraced, I felt like I was holding him up, and it was all…
— Rachel Vincent
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All the Dachaus must remain standing. The Dachaus, the Belsens, the Buchenwalds, the Auschwitzes -all of them. They must remain standing because…
— Rod Serling
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To remain standing one often has to fall.
— Ashwin Sanghi
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Sometimes my life opened its eyes in the dark. A feeling as if crowds drew through the streets in blindness and anxiety…
— Tomas Transtromer
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