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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.
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And my daughter really likes Justin Bieber, so I think she'll have fun watching him. But I think Rihanna is the perfect…
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I think smart is sexy. I like smart people. People that are comfortable with themselves I think is very sexy. My cat…
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Women with short hair are really sexy. There's something liberating about freeing yourself from the norms,
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Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.
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I like a hairy chest, I think that's really sexy. I'm not naked a lot oddly enough but I usually wear sweats,…
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If you're wanting glamorous or really beautiful or really sexy, well then, I wasn't really the one, but I could do all…
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Yoga makes me feel really sexy.
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I think there’s something really sexy about being funny and being quirky and weird. I think we’re in a generation where we’re…
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One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles.
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I haven't experienced love at first sight yet. I've seen very, very beautiful girls and been awestruck but never love at first…
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This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they…
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