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Really Quotes by Steven Wright
- I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
- I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
- I need one of those baby monitors from my subconscious to my consciousness so I can know what the hell I'm really thinking about.
- Real life? Well, I just hope mine isn't investigated. They might find that I don't really exist - that I'm just a hologram.
- It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke…
- I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be a mirror, showing them what's really going…
- I'm standing behind a wall of jokes. You don't know about my personal life, my girlfriends, or what I do when I'm not on the…
- My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill…
- People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just…
- There's something about being in front of a live audience that's fun. It's a really interesting, very electric, very alive, and intense experience, and you…
- When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say it…
- When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time…
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