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Realized Quotes by Demetri Martin
- I used to get bummed out when it rained; then I realized that it's God's way of washing off hippies.
- I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents back at my…
- I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
- I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot…
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- I couldn't sleep one night and I was sitting in my office and I realized that I was an independent filmmaker. — Darren Aronofsky
- Soon I realized that if beauty equalled forgiveness, I was never going to be forgiven. — Kevyn Aucoin
- During my lifetime, I realized that discrimination was not accidental, that there were structural roots and causes to it. So if we… — Michelle Bachelet
- I then realized my appearance was a bit odd. My right leg was no longer with me. It had caught somewhere in… — Douglas Bader
- I used to have a lot of superstitions, and then I realized that it was kind of hogwash. Once I let go… — Amy Adams
- He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that… — Douglas Adams
- My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. — Charles Barkley
- The black person is the protagonist in most of my paintings. I realized that I didn't see many paintings with black people… — Jean-Michel Basquiat
- In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized… — Scott Adams
- I've realized that I'm more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself more. Being… — Valerie Bertinelli
- I tell you, the paparazzi would not be sitting outside if they realized I was the most boring person in Hollywood. — Victoria Beckham
- But you have to give your whole life to a cello. When I realized that, I went back to the guitar and… — Ritchie Blackmore