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- Of course, the truth is that the congresspersons are too busy raising campaign money to read the laws they pass. The laws are written by…
- You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to increase the insurance…
- Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
- To defend Western Europe we have to let the Pentagon buy all these tanks and guns and things, and the Pentagon is unable to buy…
- Wood heat is not new. It dates back to a day millions of years ago, when a group of cavemen were sitting around, watching dinosaurs…
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