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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Ranger fans are the rudest and they're proud of it, I'm sure.
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My father is black and my mother is white. Therefore, I could answer to either, which kind of makes me a racial…
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And I'm a believer that you take a negative and turn it into a positive, and as it turned out, it was…
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What's the difference between the Lone Ranger and God? There really is a Lone Ranger.
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I've got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you've got an old car, you've gotta have…
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Once I got the Lone Ranger role, I didn't want any other.
— Clayton Moore
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No young kid growing up dreams of someday becoming a businessman. He wants to be a fireman, a sponsored athlete or a…
— Yvon Chouinard
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Joaquin Jackson's frank and colorful account of his long career as a modern-day Texas Ranger thrills like an action novel, yet the…
— Elmer Kelton
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When we have adversity we oftentimes tend to look around and think that we're the Lone Ranger. We tend to believe that…
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Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin.
— Riff Raff
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I worked at a local television station and I got a chance to direct and do all those things - worked kiddie…
— Barry Levinson
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Well, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind. You don't pull on the mask of old Lone…
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