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Quite Quotes by Jack Handey
- Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if…
- If you're ever selling your house, and some people come by, and a big rat comes out and he's dragging the rattrap because it didn't…
- Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk about freely, make my own meals, and…
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