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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
— Dave Barry
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Whether a character in your novel is full of choler, bile, phlegm, blood or plain old buffalo chips, the fire of life…
— James Alexander Thom
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The body of man has in itself blood, phlegm, yellow bile and black bile; these make up the nature of this body,…
— Hippocrates
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Realism; fatalism; phlegm. To live in the Fens is to receive strong doses of reality. The great flat monotony of reality; the…
— Graham Swift
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But in this Second Work if thou extract our Air and our Fire with the phlegm water, they will the more naturally…
— George Ripley
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The human body contains blood, phlegm, yellow bile and black bile. These are the things that make up its constitution and cause…
— Hippocrates
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As to spelling the very frequent word though with six letters instead of two, it is impossible to discuss it, as it…
— George Bernard Shaw
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Shudder, in fact, is not quite the word for the feeling. Feeling is not quite the word for the feeling. How's bathing…
— Sam Lipsyte
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Rose took my nose, I suppose,” he repeated; the bubble of phlegm in his throat made a disgusting crackle. “And it really…
— James Dashner
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A cough so robust that I tapped into two new seams of phlegm.
— Bill Bryson
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How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth…
— Joseph Heller
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