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• That's one reason why it's pretty worthless, I can't totally buy it, if you think about it, it's things like the Phil… — Lester Bangs
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• People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives… — Unknown Author
• Phil Dowd checks his whistle and blows his watch. — Alan Green
• Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil. — Juicy J
• Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the… — Bobby Murcer
• Phil Spector is probably a better date than Roman Polanski. — Janice Dickinson
• Phil Jackson would fight his own players in practice. — Marv Albert
• Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go… — Jennifer Tilly
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