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- Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay. -Phil Wenneck
- Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice. -Phil Wenneck
- Doug Billings: Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Phil Wenneck: Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and…
- Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention!…
- Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fucking time.
- Phil Wenneck: The Best Little Chapel... do you know where that is? Dr. Valsh: I do, it's at the corner of get a map and…
- Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
- Like you said - we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up. -Mike Tyson [to Phil]
- It's the weekend, you don't exist. -Phil Wenneck [a kid tries to ask him a question at school]
- Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
- Paging Dr. Faggot, Dr. Faggot! -Phil
- Jesus, hes like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and sh**. -Phil
- Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.
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- Got a house on the hill, cost a couple of mill, Juicy J got bank like Uncle Phil. — Juicy J
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- Phil Spector is probably a better date than Roman Polanski. — Janice Dickinson
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- I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto! — Yogi Berra