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- Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner:…
- Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!…
- Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
- Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now…
- Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you. -Sid Garner
- Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is…
- Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
- Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's…
- Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
More Garner Quotes
- I trust in nature for the stable laws of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant and autumn garner to the end of… — Robert Browning
- Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives. — John Wilkins
- Where all your rights become only an accumulated wrong; where men must beg with bated breath for leave to subsist in their… — Roger Casement
- Terence O'Ryan heard him and straightway brought him a crystal cup full of the foaming ebon ale which the noble twin brothers… — James Joyce
- One paradox of professional writing is that books written solely for money and/or acclaim will almost never be good enough to garner… — David Foster Wallace
- At this point, I think I would garner a lot of hate mail if I was now on the cover of Modern… — Jason Schwartzman
- Clearly, when we baptize, our eyes should gaze beyond the baptismal font to the holy temple. The great garner into which the… — Neal A. Maxwell
- I trust in Nature for the stable laws Of beauty and utility. Spring shall plant And Autumn garner to the end of… — Robert Browning
- The slave labors, but with no cheer-it is not the road to respectability, it will honor him with no citizens' trust, it… — Henry Ward Beecher
- Michael Brown and Eric Garner died because they got into a confrontation that could have been easily avoided. That's what made their… — Mike Rowe
- Life has its rhythm and we have ours. They're designed to coexist in harmony, so that when we do what is ours… — Victoria Moran
- Successful entrepreneurs may hate hierarchies and structures and try to destroy them. They may garner the disapproval of MBAs for their creativity… — Anita Roddick