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- Stu Price: [while Alan adds pepper to the roofied steak] Why are you peppering the steak? You don't know if tigers like pepper. Alan Garner:…
- Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!…
- Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
- Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now…
- Stu Price: We're in a stolen cop car with what is sure to be a missing child in the back. What part of this is…
- Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
- Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's…
- Alan Garner: You hear that? The baby's name is Tyler. Phil Wenneck: Yeah, I thought he looked more like a Carlos too, bud.
- Next weeks no good for me. The Jonas Brothers are in town. -Alan
- Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something.
- Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
- Alan: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man…
More Alan Quotes
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- There are people out there who are into traditional country music and for those people you have artists like Brad Paisley and… — Jason Aldean
- Ever since Blessed Alan de la Roche re-established this devotion the voice of the people, which is the voice of God, called… — Louis de Montfort
- More than anything else, though, to anyone who would write about it, golf offers a four-hour drama in two acts, which becomes… — Alistair Cooke
- It wasn't until after I'd been around Timothy Leary, Aldous Huxley and Alan Watts, that I started to reflect about issues like… — Ram Dass
- Heck, I drank no more than John Wayne or Ward Bond or Spencer Tracy or Alan Ladd or Robert Walker. But it… — John Agar
- I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference. — Dennis Miller
- Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has… — Bobby Robson
- English fans love spectacular players like Alan Shearer and that is exactly what United have now signed. He has magic in his… — Cristiano Ronaldo
- Alan Webb is the best thing to happen in this event, but professionals and collegiates don't want to lose to high school… — Gabe Jennings
- I think it's probably, musically, probably the most sophisticated. ("The Woman in White") There's a lot more daring harmony in it than… — Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Alan Paul plunges into Chinese life and takes us along for the ride, through vegetable markets, used-car lots, Taoist temples, divey bars,… — Peter Hessler