"Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying……" — Bobby Murcer
"Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get hungry."
More Chopsticks Quotes
- I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning… — George Clooney
- Asking who's the 'man' and who's the 'woman' in a same-sex relationship is like asking which chopstick is the fork. — Ellen DeGeneres
- You know, catching the knuckleball, it's like trying to catch a fly with a chopstick. — Unknown Author
- A thousand years ago the Chinese had an entirely codified kitchen while the French were still gnawing on bones. Chopsticks… — Ruth Reichl
- When I was young, I just sat down and started playing Chopsticks at the piano. I got so far and… — Otis Blackwell
- Life is a refining process. Our response to it determines whether we'll be ground down or polished up. On a… — Barbara Johnson
- Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat… — Julie Klausner
- Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland
- And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent… — Bill Bryson
- Sybil tells me your little festival is an annual occurrence," she said, the cadence of her voice swooning like a… — Marissa Meyer
- I remember watching steak being cooked on TV and wanting to try it. As a special treat, my mother cooked… — Nobu Matsuhisa
- Everything from airplanes to kitchen blenders and even chopsticks comes with an instruction manual. Children, despite all their complexity, do… — Lawrence Kutner