Jello Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the time you get… — Bobby Murcer
Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold. — Diane Glancy
Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day. — Lucy Liu
Everyone else is either asleep or having sex.Â Iâ€™ve been watching cable television and eating jello. — Stephen Chbosky
Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains are… — Joan Baez
Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed your… — Toni Morrison
...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. — Sara Gruen
The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his… — Neal Stephenson
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. — Red Buttons
He likes to eat hardy, party. Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati. Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello. Mellow, yellow… — Kool G Rap
Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin', bacon burpin' jello… — Scary Movie
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I would… — Jenna Marbles
Owning a gun is your constitutional right, but that doesn't mean you should do it. The constitution also gives you the right to dip your… — Guy Code
Y'all dwell on devil shit, I'm in a Diablo Yellow shit. Color of Jello-O shit. — Jay Z

Who Wrote These Jello Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Jello Quotes as follows: