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• Trying to hit Phil Niekro is like trying to eat jello with chopsticks. Sometimes you get a piece but most of the… — Bobby Murcer
• Poetry uses the hub of a torque converter for a jello mold. — Diane Glancy
• Producing is like pushing jello up a hill on a hot day. — Lucy Liu
• Everyone else is either asleep or having sex.  I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello. — Stephen Chbosky
• Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows,… — Joan Baez
• Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your… — Toni Morrison
• ...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. — Sara Gruen
• The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallow subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to… — Neal Stephenson
• Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello. — Red Buttons
• He likes to eat hardy, party. Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati. Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's… — Kool G Rap
• Kenny, I know you're about 50 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that to mean move your lard sweatin',… — Scary Movie
• I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party… — Jenna Marbles

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