"I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me……" — George Carlin
"I hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil told me to express my feelings, so I'm expressing them."
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546 Quotes by George Carlin
George Carlin has 546 quotes on this site.
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is…
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
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You can't watch 'Dr. Strangelove' with commercials. That would be sacrilegious.
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One day after laying a wreath at the tomb of Martin Luther King Jr., President Bush appoints a federal judge…
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My father has a pragmatic mind. He marched with Dr. King in the '60s, and he's very much for women's…
— Tori Amos
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My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I…
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As Dr. King said, an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. It is that creed of the civil…
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"Dr. Munro, sir," said he, "I am a walking museum. You could fit what ISN'T the matter with me on…
— Arthur Conan Doyle
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I was so inspired by Dr. King that in 1956 with my brothers and sisters and first cousins, I was…
— John Lewis
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Dr. King didn't get famous giving a speech that said,"I have a complaint."
— Van Jones
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