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- Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens, install picture… — Diane Ackerman
- Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered. — Bob Barker
- One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of… — Jo Brand
- The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me. — Margaret Cho
- I do not have any pets. We travel too much. — Nancy Kerrigan
- I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those… — Jack Handey
- It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess… — P.J. O'Rourke
- The reason domestic pets are so lovable and so helpful to us is because they enjoy, quietly and placidly, the present moment. — Arthur Schopenhauer
- In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds… — Robert Breault
- In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault
- You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron
- Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish — Chevy Chase